yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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