Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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