So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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