i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I have aggressive nipples.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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