i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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