I'm drive I can fine osifer
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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