Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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