You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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