Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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