she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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