i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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