its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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