Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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