So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
