Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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