Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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