our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
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Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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