how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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