I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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