I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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