This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
that may or may not have been my penis.
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