You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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