You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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