I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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