You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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