Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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