I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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