I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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