K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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