I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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