Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
