google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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