Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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