i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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