why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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