I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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