Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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