Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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