The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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