is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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