If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
