Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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