i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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