So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.