You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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