i need an iv and a liver transplant
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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