I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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