I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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