Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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