well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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