Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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