we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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