You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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