Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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