i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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